- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

God is real.

What is older than history?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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