- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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