What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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