- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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