- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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