- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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