- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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