- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the new green? Green

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What fires shots? A gun

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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