Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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