- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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