What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Serbian Film

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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