There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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