whats black white and red all over an abused child

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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