- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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