- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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