- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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