How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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