The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Penis

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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