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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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