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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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