- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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