What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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