- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

hers a joke... japanese people

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A guy at a baseball game....

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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