Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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My spelling is horrible

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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