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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Maths.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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