Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A American seeking into mexico

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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