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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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