Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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I'm Polish.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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