Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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