- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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