What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Immigration Laws

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A bar walks into a man

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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