- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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