- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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