- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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