A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Anti Joke

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