Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

this website is a bad joke

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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