What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why dont they make black forks

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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