A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Your mother just died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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