How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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