What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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