A woman walks into a bar.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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