Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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