- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Mahmy

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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