A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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