- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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