What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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