How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Where's my baby??

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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