A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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