What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

ur an fagit

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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