Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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