My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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jews

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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