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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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