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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead