What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Anti Joke

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