What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What does water smell like? water.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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