"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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