- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

There's my tractor.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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