Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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