- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I enjoy Popcorn

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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