How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

* anti-punchline

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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