- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Hello.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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