Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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