- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

hey hey apple

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whats worse than suicide? death

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

time to spruce up!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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