Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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