why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A lot eh?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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