- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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