- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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