- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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