why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I enjoy Popcorn

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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