whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Hello.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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