What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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