- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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