- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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