- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is life? Paul.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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