Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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