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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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