- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

whats worse than failing your maths test?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Men's rights

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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