- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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