A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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