- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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