- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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