Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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