- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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