What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Yes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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