- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

women's rights

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

here's a joke... the american education society

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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