- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

YOU

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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