Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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