- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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