- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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