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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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