- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you don't like this you're gay

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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