- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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