My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

someone called someone else a frog

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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