- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

kennah campion... being nice

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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