- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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