- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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