- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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