- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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