How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

silver bullet?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Hello penis

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