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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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