Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Brain fart

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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