- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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