- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

i hate non minorities!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the new green? Green

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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