- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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