- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

a irish man walks past a bar

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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