All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

black chicken. kfc

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Anti Joke

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