How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Read a Book.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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