What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Indians

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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