- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Men's rights

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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