Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Grace Ackerson

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Please ignore this statement.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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The global news

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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