how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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