- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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