Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A gay man watches football.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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