- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A woman walks into a bar.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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