- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Gus's mom

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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