- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

I love alchohol!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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