What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Tucker Rivera

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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