A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

autistic kids rock

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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