- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Dead girls can't say no.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad