You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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