One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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I C U P White stuff

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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