- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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