- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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