Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Your mother is so fat.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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