- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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