- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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