- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Yo Momma So Fat!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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