Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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