What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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