whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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