- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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