What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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