- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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