- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

whats green and lives in the water

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Knock Know! Come in!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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