- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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