What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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