- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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