What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

sfdg

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops