Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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sfdg

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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