- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

knock knock who's there? faith

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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