what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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