- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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