- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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