- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Women's rights

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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